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"Therefore, America, beginning with the 2016 model year, all Chevrolet models will have the available 'Memorial Package,' providing 13 more horsepower to celebrate the memories of the 13 Cobalt ignition switch martyrs. Proceeds will go directly to the families."
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Having a 13 gun salute, shooting the top 13 most responsible people at GM for the deaths of the 13 innocent drivers.
"As we move forward in today's society we'd like to take a page out of our history books; An eye for an eye. Therefore we're going to unleash the firing squad on the top 13 most responsible people for these tragedies"
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"So... uh... Sorry about that, ya know? We are just kinda, lazy and cheap. Im sure you know how it is. So, yeah, we're sorry."
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Chevrolet Remembers 500 at Michigan speedway
A Le Mans LMP car with "We're Sorry" as the livery
A statue at the loading dock of the Renaissance Center